FLYGUY PROFESSOR WHOOSH WHOOSH FLAPPY is a character first appearing in Chapter 1. He is infamous. He has the ability to laugh a great thundering laugh filled with flaps and whooshes. He also has the ability to scream like a little girl.
Chapter 1 Edit
Whoosh Whoosh Flappy invites Mario to a "spaghetti party with tacos" in order to kill him.
Batman appears and punches Professor Whoosh Whoosh Flappy in the face. He screams like a little girl. He is later carried off by Ganky Goomba, but he is dropped because of his windy powers, and floats to the ground like a fat ostrich made of wind. The shy guys appear interested in defending the Flyguy Professor's honor.